Posted on Friday, 29th January 2010 by reckless bastard

Super Macho Man: The other boxer famous for his windmill punches.

I was watching “So You Wanna Fight” last night (an unintentionally hilarious low budget show that pits random people against each other in the ring), when I discovered the greatest fighter of our generation: The Jamaican Windmill. He fights with no semblance of technique or defense, he just engages in non-stop two handed windmills like the ones you used to use when you were nine to fight your big brother. At one point, the announcer said, “And there he goes, with his famous windmill punches!” Now, I’m not sure exactly how “famous” the Jamaican Windmill really is. A quick Google search returned approximately zero results for the boxer himself (although I found some lovely pictures of actual windmills in Jamaica).

One thing became obviously fairly quickly: Ole Windmill sure was not famous for his chin. He hit the canvas five times over the two round fight. Five times! But each time he jumped up and… raised his hands in victory! The guy he was fighting was some Indian biker (from India, not the Black Hills) who was befuddled by the Windmill’s constant declarations of victory despite his complete annihilation. The highlight of the fight came when the Jamaican Windmill hit the canvas for the fourth (fifth?) time and on the way down he threw a wild windmill punch from his knees. This display was too much for the announcers who lost all decorum and remaining veneer of professionalism and laughed uncontrollably. In the end, the Windmill lost by decision but not before the referee accidentally raised his arm in victory, causing one last orgy of laughter amongst the crowd.

If anyone has any information/pictures/clips of this crazy guy please post them here.

Tags: jamaican windmill, super macho man
Posted in Off Topic

Posted on Wednesday, 27th January 2010 by reckless bastard

The Banned Arcade is now open for free, unlimited guest play.  You can play thousands of arcade games without even registering.  God bless unlimited bandwidth hosting!

We’ve got over 5,000 games - most are terrible but there are some good ones sprinkled in there if you look hard enough.

Tags: banned arcade, free arcade
Posted in Announcements

Posted on Tuesday, 29th December 2009 by Iguana Goddess

Dear BF,

I apologize being a bitch and outing your socks and missing a few.

I apologize for telling people the truth about you.

I apologize for being honest and cluing people in on your little games.

I apologize for not being more thorough in the interview I did with reckless bastard.

I apologize for not being your scapegoat anymore.

I apologize for going against my better judgment when you asked me to raid other boards with you.

I apologize for not being loyal enough to your board.

I apologize for exercising my freedom to post on other boards.

I apologize for not giving you more info to try to hold over my head other than my criminal record, my anxiety disorder (which you have blown way out of proportion), my half black child.

I apologize for you being that much of a coward that you need to use a sock account to spread lies about me.

I apologize for not being perfect like you.

I apologize for not being heartless like you.

I apologize for having a conscience unlike you.

I apologize for not being comfortable trying manipulate people into seeing things my way just like you.

I apologize for not collecting info from your facebook page to use against you before I deleted and blocked you.

I apologize for not wanting to blow my money to do a background search on you, like you did on me.

I apologize for the member database (that includes every single member on the boards email address, DOB, and IP address) getting hijacked by and posted on digitalganster.com because you wouldn’t stop attacking their site.

I apologize for your board being hacked and defaced by digitalgangsters.com because you wouldn’t stop attacking their site.

I apologize for your insecure man baby emotions.

I apologize for not lying to cover for you anymore.

Honestly I have no reason to apologize to you, I have not lied about anything that has come out in the past 2 weeks. I have not made up one single lie. If I owe anyone an apology it is your members that I need to apologize to for not telling them the truth sooner. I also owe some an apology for attacking them using Pandora.

But you, I owe nothing to.

Sincerely,
Iguana Goddess
(Dedicated TBM Member)

Tags: apology, bastardfactory, iguana goddess
Posted in Bullshit Bannings

Posted on Tuesday, 15th December 2009 by reckless bastard

Poor BastardFactory.com - completely and utterly destroyed when the TRUTH was written about the site, its Admin reverted to the ultimate butthurt technique: netcopping. BF Admin contacted our host, complaining that the TRUTH that was written about his site was libelous and (of course) threatened to sue. Well I guess his Internet Wannabe Law Degree didn’t include a lesson on the Communications Decency Act or the legal concept of defamation - fortunately my actual, real life law degree did.

First, the CDA (as written about extensively in a prior article on TBM) generally absolves the “provider of an internet service” from liability for content posted by a “subscriber.” Basically, no host would ever have anything to fear from a lawsuit claiming defamation regarding something its customer posted to its server. Second, TRUTH is a complete defense to any claims of defamation and we have given Mr. BF ample opportunity to come on the site to set the record straight if he had any problems with our investigative journalism (which he of course declined). Lastly, even in cases of actual defamation, one must prove damages as an essential element of such a claim and since BF’s reputation is already worthless, it’s impossible to damage further. Of course, the most humorous part of this entire tale is that it was Mr. BF who initiated a “war” with TBM first - we had never heard of him or his site until he ventured over here and spammed our board.

Feel free to scroll down to read the articles that caused Mr. BF so much consternation to begin with.

Note: Mr. BF might be surprised if he attempts the same underhanded technique to censor our site as our current host is owned by DigitalGangster.com, another site he attempted to bully into submission after spamming. Also, our offer to BastardFactory.com and its Admin to tell his side of the story still stands. Stop being a coward who attempts to remove content from other sites and just tell us your side of it.

Tags: bastardfactory.com, Communications Decency Act, digitalgangster.com
Posted in Commentary, Flametown News

Posted on Tuesday, 1st December 2009 by reckless bastard

We have received further information from our sources and this time they have brought us the identities of yet more BastardFactory.com Admin and Mod sock accounts by matching up IP addresses used with these accounts.  Many lives were lost in smuggling out this information so use it wisely…

Bastard Factory Admin Socks

RICHARD WHITMORE SR.
BUTT PIRATE
Tree-Fitty
Veronica Bush
Suzie Smackdown
Maggie Faggart
Deep Cheese
Mr. Fucking Bigshot
Furious George (unconfirmed)
CorsetKat
Whambulance
imserious2334

UnEdited Sock

CREEPYLILGIRL

Freakman (ex admin) Sock

Tylenol

General Sock (Used by all Mods)

MODERATOR #11

Tags: bastard factory, bastardfactory.com, sock accounts
Posted in Flametown News